Familia SCANDALOSA

Gloria suspended the NBN contract.....

for now, that is! Talk about that famous line: "Back off!"
Who's backing off, now, baby?


There are many more where they come from,
so everyone keep an eye on them, will ya?

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Luli got pissed off and showed her true colors.
She is as bitchy as you-know-who. Good if she has the looks
and she can probably be ignored, but wait.....
has anyone noticed how she looks? OMG!

These people aren't a bit happy, you see.
If and when someone gago court Luli and ask her to marry him,
that fella may be in for the money!
The money they stole from their wanton destruction of
the People's Coffers, kiddo.

But on second thought, they have the moolah to
make retoke here and there!
Hah-hah! Lalabas nun, lahat sa kanila fake!
As in peke, hah-hah-hah!
Wala na bang orig sa inyo?

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Nakisawsaw na rin si Ignacio.
Siyempre pa, para ipagtanggol ang kapatid.
Alam ng lahat na inako ni Ignacio ang Jose Pidal account,
kaya eto na naman. Makakapag-isip ang lahat kung ano
na namang pakana ang niluluto ng mga ito para mapagtakpan si IPJI.
Remember, sabi ni ipji na isa lamang siyang
'private person' at hindi nakikialam sa gawaing politikal?
Come on, hwak sinungaling. Magagalit si Sta. Teresa de Avila
sa ganyan, ha?

Eniwey, nagbanta si Ignacio na maaaring mademanda si Joey dahil
hindi puwedeng makialam sa anumang transaksiyong panggobyerno
ang kamag-anak ng Pangulo, Bise-Pangulo, Pangulo ng Senado
at Speaker of the House.

Uy! Nagsalita! Eh ano ba ginagawa ninyong lahat, ha?
Look, before you say anything. Simple lang yan, di ba?
Hindi na kailangang i-memorize yan, noh?

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Kinaladkad din ni Mikey mouse ang mga kakosa ng kanyang ina
sa Malacanang para magplano ng moves against JdeV.
Balak nilang palitan {more likely, takutin!} itong si Speaker.
Asus! Kumambiyo si madam....Baka mabuking na naman., eh.

Ayun, hands off sila.
Hmmmm Bakit kaya?
Ilang baraha kaya ang hawak ni Joe, da tatay?

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Tumigil na nga kayo!
Nakakahiya kayong lahat!

Woe, says me!
Shame and scandal in your family....
Woe...says we,
Shame and scandal in your family!

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