Friday, June 30, 2006
Thursday, June 29, 2006
1. Don't imagine you can change a man --unless he's in diapers.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out?
You shut the door.
3. If they put a man on the moon --
-- they should be able to put them all up there.
4. Never let your man's mind wander --
-- it's too little to be out alone.
5. Go for younger men.
You might as well,--they never mature anyway.
6. Men are all the same -- they just have different faces,
-- so that you can tell them apart.
7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity
to make some woman miserable.
8. Women don't make fools of men --
--most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
9. Best way to get a man to do something,--
is to suggest they are too old for it.
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
11. If you want a committed man,
--look in a mental hospital.
12. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in,
--tell him checkbooks.
13. Remember a sense of humor does not mean
that you tell him jokes, --it means that you laugh at his.
14. Sadly, all men are created equal.
Wednesday, June 28, 2006
Here's a RECIPE for
1). Pakuluan ang Talbos ng Kamote.
Note: Mas maraming Talbos, mas maraming Tubig.
2). Cut KALAMANSI and Juice it.
3). MIX the two and season to taste.
You can use HONEY or plain sugar.
4). Put some ICE CUBES or just COOL it in the REF.
A NICE COOL DRINK
FULL OF VITAMINS!
Tuesday, June 27, 2006
towards your better-half, friends, officemates and
all the people around you, especially your "boss ".
The rules of practicing " ugaling langit, ugaling kaaya-aya" :
#1. Ang naunang magalit ang may karapatang magalit.Pag naunahan ka na ng galit niya,tumahimik ka na lang muna.
#2 Walang taong nag-aaway mag-isa. Pag hindi kayo sumagot o pumatol, titigil din daw ang taong nakikipag- away sa inyo.
#3 Ang taong galit, 'bingi.' If someone is angry, wala raw pinakikinggan, so, don't try to explain and fight back. Hindi ka niya iintindihin dahil wala siyang naririnig kundi ang sarili nya.
#4 Ang taong galit, 'abnoy.' Ayon sa pastor, Biblical daw ito? ...because the Lord said when He was crucified, "Ama ko, patawarin mo sila dahil hindi nila alam ang kanilang ginagawa."
Modern term for these kinds of people are abnoys, so you better not get angry para huwag kang matawag na abnoy. You should also know and realize that the persons who make your day bad are jewels, because you need them for you to mature. Hangga't andyan daw sila at kinaiinisan mo,ibig sabihin, immature ka pa. God will not take away those people; it's for you to take away your bad feelings towards them. You'll know na mature ka na pag dumating 'yung time na hindi ka na naiinis sa mga taong ito because you have learned to accept them and to have patience with them.
#5 Finally, the best part of this is to tell yourself na, because of this person, "I will grow mature," and that
.........DAHIL SA CONTRIBUTION NIYA SA MATURITY MO,
KUKUNIN DIN SYA NI LORD.
When Abu Musab al Zarqawi was killed in Iraq by
American forces, George Washington met him at The Pearly Gates.
He slapped him across the face and yelled,
"How dare you fight against the nation I helped conceive."
Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted,
"You wanted to end our liberties but you failed!"
James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said,
"This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"
Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Zarqawi with a long cane and snarled,
"It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence."
The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe
and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist leader.
As Zarqawi lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared.
Zarqawi wept and said, "This is not what you promised me."
The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians
waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?"
Monday, June 26, 2006
Friday, June 23, 2006
Thursday, June 22, 2006
Wednesday, June 21, 2006
Tuesday, June 20, 2006
Thanks for being with us for more years than we can imagine.