Wednesday, June 21, 2006

HELLO, ASS HOLE!

After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is still alive,"
Osama bin Laden himself decided to send George Bush
a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.
Bush opened the letter
and it appeared to contain a single line of a coded message:
370H-SSV-0773H
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Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condoleezza Rice.
Condi and her aides had not a clue either,
so they sent it to the FBI.
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No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA,
then to the NSA.
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Eventually, they asked Britain's MI-6 for help.
Within a minute
MI-6 cabled the White House with this reply:
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"Tell the President he's holding the message upside down."
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