Thursday, June 29, 2006


No harm intended for men reading this blog...

1. Don't imagine you can change a man --unless he's in diapers.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out?
You shut the door.

3. If they put a man on the moon --
-- they should be able to put them all up there.

4. Never let your man's mind wander --
-- it's too little to be out alone.

5. Go for younger men.
You might as well,--they never mature anyway.

6. Men are all the same -- they just have different faces,
-- so that you can tell them apart.

7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity
to make some woman miserable.

8. Women don't make fools of men --
--most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

9. Best way to get a man to do something,--
is to suggest they are too old for it.

10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11. If you want a committed man,
--look in a mental hospital.

12. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in,
--tell him checkbooks.

13. Remember a sense of humor does not mean
that you tell him jokes, --it means that you laugh at his.

14. Sadly, all men are created equal.

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