SANA MAULIT MULI

NAIINGGIT ako kapag nababalita ang tungkol sa mga protesta sa Bangkok.

Para tuloy flashback ng EDSA 1 ang nasa isip ko.

Hindi maiaalis sa isipan ng lahat sa buong mundo ang resultang nagawa ng kulay yellow ni Cory Aquino sa pagpapatalsik sa mag-asawang diktador. Alam ng lahat na inspirado ng EDSA 1 ang nagaganap sa Bangkok ilang taon na ang nakakaraan kagaya ng kaganapan sa kasalukuyan.


Naging matagumpay ang kanilang protesta at nagpalit ang namumuno sa kanilang bayan.
Eto nga at meron na naman silang reklamo kaya naman kapit-kamay ang lahat para mapatalsik ang korap na ministro.

Madalas sa hindi, palaging naririnig ng mga kakilala ko at pati na ni Lolo ang palaging bukambibig ko: 'Ang daming magnanakaw sa Pinas!` 'Kainis!' ad infinitum....


Tanong tuloy ng mga kakilala ko, pati na ni Lolo, "Ano ginagawa ng Pilipinas para patalsikin ang mag-asawang diktador?"

Sagot ko: "Lo`.....matagal na po yun. Buhay pa si Tatay nun."

Sagot ni Lolo: "Hindi yung dorobo na yun. Itong nagsabi ng sori pero ayaw umalis. Yung nang-agaw ng puwesto...."


Teka.....ano nga ba ang ginagawa ng sambayanang Filipino sa hayagang pagnanakaw ng mga "kagalang-galang na public servants?"


SANA lang....MAULIT MULI ang tunay na EDSA uprising noon.


Hindi yung isang EDSA na minani-obra ng mga taong nagplanong paalisin ang isang lehitimong Presidente ng Bansa.

Yung tunay na makakapagpalaya sa Bansa sa kuko ng mga mandaragit ng yaman ng Bayan.

Para hindi na kailangang marinig sa buong kapuluan ang numero unong sinungaling sa pagsasabing:
-----`I..............am...........sorry` ...o kaya nama'y 'Hello, garci...garci!`

AUSTERITY

DURING times of want and uncertainty, people all over the world think of ways to weave their way through hunger and pain. The same is true after WW2 to countries ravaged by war. Japan has risen amidst the ridicule and climbed the long ladder to become the world's number 2 as far as GNP is concerned. People worked hard nad saved much of what they earned.

WHAT I cannot understand is the way some supposedly-leaders in Pinas where most, if not all spend the taxpayers' money as if it's their own. These dorobos spend our money as if there is no tomorrow! These culprits start from the putative president and her minions, including the latest heist of what is now known as the "Euro-generals".

IMAGINE the millions in Euros they brought with them. Imagine how many millions of roads paved, millions of mouths fed, millions of books read by millions in remote barrios and hinterlands. Imagine how many schoolhouses and more teachers hired with those millions brought by these 6 men and their wives {or kabits} as they trumped their way to Moscow. Imagine also how the MIDGET make her way to NY or to SF or to wherever place she wanted to be. That sanabagan!

INSTEAD of spending those money, why not adapt the Austerity Program as envisioned by the predecessor of the MIDGET's 'father'? Carlos P. Garcia espoused Austerity during his term but was quashed by DM later on.

TIPID is the key.

NO to travels outside UNLESS very, very necessary. Grabe ang mga ito sa perang baon, na kung hindi nasabat sa Moscow, hindi pa lalabas ang mga baho ng mga animal na ito.

NO to junkets by all government employees unless they spend their own. Heto na naman at isang buong eroplano bitbit ni MIDGET, kasama pa si perst dyentelman na nagdahilang may sakit {ayaw raw sumama kasi, noh! Baka may ibang agenda, ateng. heh-heh} Yun pala, nag LBM lang,.... aruuu-juice ku!

NO pork barrels. Source lang yan ng mga tong-pats as in kurakot.

NO extra tax. Ano raw? May dagdag buwis na naman? Buwis-it ang may isip nyan.

NO more VAT. Namo-monitor ba kung saaang bulsa napupunta yan, ha? Kayo talaga, oo! Nagkakanya-kanya kayo, ha? Bad yan.......

NO more gloria, enrile, dureza, ermita,et al....Sukang-suka na ang Bayan sa inyo.

NOT even joc-joc....Oh what a joke!

NO, NOT them!

Mas makakatipid kapag walang katulad nila.

BARYA ng BAYAN

OO nga naman. Nadedenggoy ang Bayan.
Ilang beses na, hindi na mabilang.

Nabuking na sila, kaya sagot ni Alan Peter,
nanggugulo lang daw itong si Mang Ping.
Barya lang daw yung 200 M na insertion sa budget.
Barya nga ba?[sabay ikot ang mata]
Sa mga gutom at libo-libong walang makain,
paradays na po iyon, G. Cayetano at ibang mayaman....
Sanabagan! May you burn in hell!

Barya-barya na nga, ninanakaw pa!
Unang-una na, sa senado pa nagsimula....
Mas lalong maragol kung galing sa may Pasig
Nakupow! Ubos ang pera sa Kaban ni Mang Juan!





Akala ko ba, "Pag bad ka, lagot ka?"
Nasaan na ang kredibilidad, ha, sirkerong joker?
'Kala ko ba, "good" ka? Respektabol, ika nga?
Huli ka! Huli ka, hwag nang mag-deny....
Nang dahil sa pera, bumalimbing ka na!

Tsk-tsk-tsk! Bad boy na, joker pa!
Ilan nga ba kayo, pangalanan na!


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*Litratalk, pahiram lang po,
Salamat, PSN.

NO KIDNAP

THE HOODLUMS in robes have spoken: there was no kidnapping as far as Jun Lozada was concerned. Why am I not surprised? Well, to say the least, it is an open secret that almost all public officials in our country are deemed corrupt. Yeah, you read it right, baby...corrupt.

I AM not even surprised. I'm just plain disgusted. After all, these people are really puppets who do whatever their boss says. Wanna bet?

EVEN IF the videos were shown, people involved were asked, multi-media coverage were done by big networks, the very same people who were the subject of recent exposes that they involved in scams investigated, questioned, the hoodlums in robes ruled out kidnapping. Goodness!

KAHIT na nakahambalang pa yata sa daan ang mga ebidensiya eh mananatiling bulag ang mga huwes na ito, naturingang sila ang tinaguriang 'kagalang-galang' na hukom. Kagalang-galang nga ba? Ni katiting na respeto kaya...kaya ibigay ng katulad kong ordinaryong mamamayan ng Bayang Pilipinas?

KAHIT na nandoon pa ang ebidensiya ng 500 k na pinadala ng Malacanang sa kaptid ni Lozada bilang 'tulong'...o kaya'y ang 50 k na binitbit ni Little Mike sa Greenhills. Wala yun.

KAHIT na makita pa ng Bayan ang video footage sa CCTV ng NAIA na lumalakad si Lozada kasama ang kanyang escort sa pamumuno ng mismong namamahala sa airport.....Wala rin yun.

KAHIT na hindi dumaan sa Immigration si Lozada.....OK pa rin yun!

KAHIT na pinaikot si Lozada, matapos isakay sa sasakyan, ayaw ipakita sa sumundong pamilya na tumagal ng ilang oras din....pinapirma ng dokumento, at sangkaterba pang ebidensiya, wala yun!


HAY NAKU! Onli in da Pilipins! Onli wen da iskwater bay da Pasig seys so...Parang malalabo na yata ang mga mata: napalabo ng kakaibang pag-ayon sa anumang utos o "tawag" ng sinumang nagluklok sa kanila sa puwesto. Itong mga hukom na ito'y mga walang bols para magdesisyon kung ano ang tama o ano ang mali. Nakakhiya ang mga anak-anak ng mga ito. Napakamalas nila at nagkaroon ng mga magulang na ganid na walanghiya pa.

IKAW, igagalang mo pa ba ang mga ganitong gago na naka-robe at nakasilya sa korte?


Gising, Bayan!

Going Gaga Over Sarah

IT SEEMS that people have started to talk about Sarah Palin. And....why not?
After all, she is that other half of the McCain Republican tandem. She exuded youth, beauty and well, er........beauty. After all, she really has the looks.


FUNNY but people have been going gaga over Sarah Palin. Media as far as Japan have even discussed the eyeglasses frame she was seen using during recent appearances.News abound with Sarah after she was proclaimed McCain's vice-presidential
running mate.

LATELY, there are articles probing her leadership-style. That hers is based on secrets and loyalty is well-known in her hometown.

MANY lawmakers, Democrats and Republicans alike, described Palin as a leader missing in action. She has spent 312 nights at her Wasilla home, 600 miles from the capital, according to state records. Some legislators became so frustrated that they took to wearing yellow "Where's Sarah?" pins.

OLD folks say where there is smoke, there is fire. Is this true?

CLOSE friends have been 'rewarded with juicy positions with even juicier perks. She was said to have been partial to people close to her and her family.So when there was a vacancy for director of the state Division of Agriculture, she appointed high-school classmate Franci Havemeister to the $95,000-a-year job. The former real-estate agent, one of at least five high-school classmates hired by the governor, cited her childhood love of cows as a qualification.

STATE legislators now are investigating accusations that Palin and her husband pressured officials to fire a state trooper who had gone through a messy divorce with her sister, which she denies. But interviews make clear that the Palins draw few distinctions between the personal and the political.

SOUNDS familiar? Parang ngang carbon-copy yan ng isang mag-asawang nagnasang mapapunta sa may Pasig. Kung kaya't gumawa ng paraan para nga naman mapatalsik ang isa, kung kaya't nakaluklok siya! Pinili rin ng Presidente-wannabe ang isang hoodlum na pirata na mamuno sa isang komite! Nakipagkasundo sa mga rebelde nang palihim....
At marami pa pong iba.....

HAY naku! Baka kaya kay Biden na lang ako. Pero teka, ayaw raw ng iba, kasi kasingtunog ang ngalan niya nung kay BinLaden. Ay! Ewan! At ito namang si Obama, para raw katunog ni Osama! Oh my! May gulay! Ay du nat no wat to sey!

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NAMES

News came out: KimJongIl fell ill....

ILL-fated IL is ill?

What the nuke, better still, hold that nuke

Be sure to hook him there: blast him, ban him, kick him off.

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Sarah may be fallin`..or is she failing
=[Palin pronounced as pay-lin, ayt?]?

But she's wearin glasses made in 'heaven!'

News revealed that her rims were made somewhere in Fukui-ken.

So she's using `Made-in-Japan' labels, now....Hah-hah!

Mine's made locally since they started to rim my eyes....hee~heeh!


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MCCain may sound pain....or ca[i]n't...so why bother?

Ditch him, stump him, get rid of the ol` man!

But Bin Laden's very much look like Biden's!

And Obama may be from Osama....

I don't know with you

but I think I need a respite from all these nicks!

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Then there's Sabio....who doesn`t want to say Sabi-sa 'yo;

Just suspended for leaning on the suspects.

Name names, pipol and learn honor, respect and accountability.

We need that there where people never learn.

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Or an illegit government that deals with rebels!

Better throw them all out to that murky river.

Soon!

Free-For-All

The race to succeed Prime Minister Yasuo Fukuda as president of the Liberal Democratic Party became more heated Friday with three more lawmakers indicating their intention to run.

Earlier, four well-known politicians said they were planning to run or were stepping up efforts to obtain the signatures of the 20 LDP Diet members needed to file papers as a candidate for the party presidency. The campaign will formally begin on Wednesday, with voting on Sept. 22.

The four are: LDP Secretary-General Taro Aso, 67; Kaoru Yosano, 70, state minister in charge of economic and fiscal policy; Yuriko Koike, 56, a former defense minister; and Nobuteru Ishihara, 51, a former LDP policy chief.

On Friday, another former defense minister, Shigeru Ishiba, 51, told a gathering of LDP Diet members belonging to the faction led by Yuji Tsushima, a former health and welfare minister, that he also planned to run.

Pointing to foreign policy and national security issues as well as the growing economic gap between urban and rural areas, Ishiba also told reporters, "Economic issues are not the only topics that need to be discussed."

Political analysts said one factor behind Ishiba's move was a desire among some Tsushima faction members to cement bloc solidarity by becoming a key player in the LDP presidential race.



While it remains uncertain whether the entire faction will back Ishiba, a number of younger faction members insisted that a representative from the faction should run.

Two other younger Diet members also indicated they wanted to run to demonstrate that the LDP was handing the leadership baton to a younger generation. Fukuda is 72.

Ichita Yamamoto, 50, a state secretary for foreign affairs, said: "Our group has continued with discussions in the belief that a candidate should be entered with a campaign manifesto. In the end, I hope to be that candidate."

Yasufumi Tanahashi, a former state minister in charge of science and technology policy who heads a group of younger Diet members intent on speeding up the reform process, also indicated that he, too, would run.

Tanahashi, 45, said, "What is lacking in the LDP is the dynamism of generational change as well as the ability to gather up the feelings of the public."

All three will have to acquire the endorsement of at least 20 LDP Diet members to formally enter the presidential race.

The increasingly crowded field has led to concerns among the other potential candidates. Some may lose their base if all these people run.

Ishihara, the son of nationalistic Tokyo Governor Shintaro Ishihara,is deemed too green for the position by many, including private citizens hereabouts.

Manny, tatakbo raw sa Sarangani?

*Litratalk galing sa PSN 09-03-18*


Pers witness {sa likuran ni ng mamang naka`markana}: "May gago na namang nagoyo si bossing...ngek...ngek...ngek..."

Sekan witness {sa may likod ng kamao nung gago}: "Bahala ka jan, pre....May datung ka kasi, kaya ganyan...Tingnan ko lang pag nalaman mong kung bakit ka welkam todits...."


Tard witness [yung mamang nakasilip kung tama ang basa ni pakyaw}: "O, money, ...este mane...male! Pesteng yawa, Mani...ayosen mu ang basa mu. Male ang pagbasa mu kay nakaheya naman kay bus."

HONORABLE

Prime minister Fukuda bows at a news conference where he announced his resignation.





NEWS are all over about the sudden resignation of Yasuo Fukuda as Prime Minister of Japan. Varied reactions came from all sectors of the populace. As expected, fliers from major broadsheets gave out free late editions of the news last night. Most TV stations interviewed people from the streets and aired their reactions on national broadcast.

SOME says the timing was a surprise to all, including people close to the former Prime Minister himself. They say there were different plans that need to be carried out. Everything they had planned, they say, were hampered by blocks from opposition parties{ which is understandable,,,,}, hence, nothing could ever be achieved. This prompted Fukuda to resign but the timing appears too soon. Fukuda was said to be still mulling on the revamp of his cabinet before the announcement last night.

CRITICISMS abound about the sudden resignation of Fukuda. Reactions were varied, polls were opened to seek people's mind. Some say they weren't surprised since they saw it coming; Others were disappointed and voiced that Fukuda should have tried to push through with his planned reforms. Still, many were angry at the resignation and asked: 'How many more reshuffles/resignations can Japan tolerate? They suggested that it is time to form another political party that would replace the ruling majority. But a small majority maintains that Fukuda's action was an honorable thing to do.


I BELIEVE it's a combination of all the above views, but I'd like to delve more on the word honorable and how people here have been guided by it since the olden days. That's a far cry from that moley-dopey- power-grabber in some far-away islands whose smiles are as fake as a worn-down papermache in Boac.


BEING honorable is a Japanese trademark since the days of the Samurais. There are of course, specks of bad boys here as anywhere in the world. But in my heart, I believe there are still more honorable men left in government. And the best they could do is to give way to other good men who would lead a nation better than they think they can.


HONORABLE is the word. Fukuda feels he was so ineffective, so he chose to give way to others who might make the reforms go on smoothly. Some Samurais of old even resort to Seppuku/Harakiri {embowelment} to atone for their shame. This trait is sorely lacking in that cold, cold heart {... if ever she has one!} of that squatter by the murky Pasig. Will that sinister, tantrum-trotting madam pave a peaceful way to power-change in her banana republic? Or will the people need to drag her out of Malacanang? OR will she opt for the honorable way of doing a Harakiri? Your guess is as good as mine.

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the shittest lapdog of them all?

Hear, hear!
Look who's talking...

MANILA, Philippines - Malacañang questioned militant groups Thursday on their continued silence over the atrocities committed by "rogue" commands of the Moro Islamic Liberation Front (MILF) in Mindanao in recent weeks.

"While quick to denounce human rights violations when it suits them, the usual crowd of human rights activists have been strangely tongue-tied on the killings of innocent civilians, including women, children and the elderly in Mindanao by criminal elements," he said.

He said the attacks against civilian populations go beyond mere violation of human rights, but human rights activists have yet to condemn or voice a strong protest against these criminal actions.

Dureza described as "cockeyed" the silence of militants on the human rights violations in some parts of Mindanao committed by rampaging MILF members.

According to him, he was "saddened that militants are silent on the Mindanao atrocities," and that he hoped their silence "will not be concluded as a condonation of these violent acts."

The MILF attacks tapered off only after the military mounted sustained pursuit operations against the rogue members of the separatist movement. - GMANews.TV

Tanong: Kanino bang kagagawan ang nangyayari ngayon?

Hindi ba resulta lamang yan ng mga lihim na ginagawa ng nang-agaw ng puwesto, not once, but twice?

Naghahanap na naman kayo ng ibang masisisi? Naghahanap ng ibang dibersyon para
matanggal ang interes ng Bayan sa giyera sa Mindanao.Bakit hindi kayo humarap sa salamin nang makita ninyo kung sino ang may sala? Huwag kalimutang buksan ang ilaw nang masilayan nang maliwanag kung sino ang halang ang bitukang nagpasimuno niyan. Nang dahil sa Cha-cha!

Kahit sino, ayaw ng kaguluhan. Lalung-lalo na yang pandaraya. Ganyan naman nagsimula ang kaguluhan ngayon sa Mindanao,di ba? Sino ba ang nakipag-usap sa mga rebeldeng MILF, kundi ang mga tao ni aling glue? Hindi ba kayo-kayo ang nagpakana ng pagpirma ng 'Peace Deal' kuno at ibibigay na sa mga rebelde ang parte ng Pilipinas?


Kayo nagsimula, kayo ang magtapos. Dapat lang na kayo rin ang humarap sa laban sa halip na mga sundalong inosente sa kaguluhang pinasok ninyo.

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the shittest lapdog of them all?

HOODLUM

Natawa ako sa isang komento.
Sa isang forum na nabasa ko.
" Hoodlum sa Senado" ang topic ng usapan;
Di ko mapigilan, napasagot ako.

Sabi nung isa, hoodlum daw ang isang senador.
Hangad yatang pigilan ang huntahan sa 2010.
Natameme, nawala nautal sa sagot ng iba.

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Sa may bandang Ilog, may hoodlum din.
Inagaw na upuan, ayaw nang bitawan.

Kahit nga naka-Barong, tuxedo o naka-Gucci...
Kita n`yo nga sa mga korte, nagbabatuhan pa?
Baho nila, naglabasan na.


O kaya nama'y naka-terno't saya.
Sabay tapik sa noo, may tantrum pa.


Nagkalat sila. Nagkakalat pa.....
Malamang magkakalat pa.

Hay naku! Malayo pa....
Malayo pa nga ang umaga.


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That Elusive GOLD

My eyes and mind have been diverted all these past weeks with the live telecast of the Games right in the comfort of my living room. And I enjoy watching them all. Imagine the pleasure if our Kababayans would have snatched a Silver or two...even a Bronze would suffice.

I can't help but laugh at how the Pinoy Team officials, including the double squatters in Malacanang`s loud cry: "Go for Gold!"

NO offernse intended to the athletes who were part of the Pinoy Team. I know they really dream of having one. Who wouldn't anyway....but everything seems to be a joke. And we all know that, from the deepest cubicle of our hearts.


Nurturing a body needs constant care, right? In the same light, a well-toned, muscled body with all the right curves and abs isn't an overnight miracle. Unless, of course you're a regular Calayan or Belo client, suntok sa buwan ang hangad mo.


Honing a skill is even tougher. And skill is what is needed in any physical competition, just like the Olympics.


China is a shining example. It trains its atletes right after they started to learn to walk. Then there's the process of eliminations...and continuous training. Japan, USA, Germany and all other countries do so on a regular basis. And they have sponsors for athletes like these, usually the companies employing these people. This is aside, of course, from the subsidies and training allowance extended by the government program.


Even Jamaica which recently produced 'Bolt' and other women sprinters claim that it wasn't an overnight sensation. I happen to catch a TV interview aired in one of the sports channel here and the coach showed how they do it there. For lack of facilities, they train on dirt roads [we call them farmer roads here] and run early on. Children as young as five or four do that regularly. Likewise, Kenyans do the walking most of their life, hence their endurance in marathons.


Japan has been focused on almost all sports including Swimming, Judo and Baseball. Each school has a baseball/softball team which compete once a year. This is to say that practice and training is an all-year sked. The process of elimination is done first on area level, then goes on to state/provincial level, which in turn go for the national championship. From these pool, scouts look for the ones they develop for the Professional level.And mind you, these become big earners. Some even go for it in the Major League and earn double, even triple their initial earnings. Athletes are then picked up from various Pro team to represent the National Team in any international competition.

They also have a long tradition on Sumo and Karate, although these are not [yet] included in the Games, the focus here is on body training.


What I want to point out is the fact that Pinoy sport officials need not brag about what they have been doing, which is really nada. The best thing for all of them to do now is to resign and have former athletes run the agency,or the commission, whichever way they call it. Only athletes know best what to do and how. Get rid of politicos who are there only to be seen.


It is time schools focus on the athletics and make the P.E. classes competitive right from the early stages. Every teacher must have their eyes keen on looking for the potential athletes in every kid they handle. And the government must finance the sports program in order to develop the state of the Pinoy health. Enough of those sanabagan junkets which only use people's money carelessly. Sayang! Instead, put them all to benefit the entire population and sports is one of them.


The Philippines is surrounded by bodies of water. We are an island nation, same as Japan. Yet....we still have to produce the greatest swimmer in history. Why is that?


We used to have sprinters, but that was decades ago. We achieved Asian Champs but never reached Gold in Olympics, except for some in Boxing, I guess. This has to be addressed ASAP.


This is a dream of one who have watched numerous Olympics and have groaned at the dismal display of local athletes and 'officials', who, most often outnumber the sportsmen/women in the parade of nations at opening ceremonies. Time to do something if we wanna make a small dent for the next trip to London. It is never too late to do something

NOW!


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Nagwawala, nawawala: trademark glue

Dahil sa wala ang kanyang teleprompter,

Nagwala {na naman!} ang iskwater sa may Pasig.

Mga alalay tuloy, hilong talilong: nataranta{do!}!

Hay naku! Dali! Hanapin n`yo!

Hindi pala niya kabisado

Sasabihin sa publiko.

Ba`t ganun... may dala namang kodigo?

Pati na si Lupita, napangisi nang husto.

Mga gagong ta{N}ga Malacanang, parang ipo-ipo

Mistulang hangin, takbo-rito~takbo roon.

Hanap ng selyo, hagis ng kutson

Maiayos lamang ang nais ni madam pundi.


Ayan, tuloy ang nangyari, gaya nung una, panahon ni garci

Nagbasa ng idiot board, ang nagbasa isa pang idiot!

Labas tuloy, walang kaluluwang nag~parrot~ ang lola n`yo.


ITO ba ang presidente kuno?

Ow may gas! Gas-gas na ang linya....

Gastado pa ang Bayan sa kawalang sinceridad na linya...

Boom-boom boom, cha-cha-cha!





Galing sa Youtube, pinost ni jovef2,
ang taytel: President* Arroyo Outburst.


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*THAT...is what she says she is...
or how her men address her. She isn't MY President.

MILAGRO SA TSINA : na naman?

NOW WE KNOW.....

and, just like those Bagoong or the beloved Tuyo of some, the stink will set them all stories free for the world to smell....

IT turned out that glue that globe-trotting mama-mia of mikey da hus[h]ban-d witnessed the signing of the favorite Malacanang lackey Mike,[napu}Tol Defensor.

METHINKS this is just the tip of the iceberg. We'll know later what these people have been up to. Yung kay MikeDef lang ang sinabi sa madla....Lasa ko meron pang mas matinding kabulastugan diyan. Lalabas din yan...wait and see.

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AND while glue, da peyk....travels again to China, the Moros are attacking Barrios and Sitios in Mindanao. I wonder, what is so important in attending the Opening of the Beijing Olympic Games that even if there were news that there were gunfighting in the second largest island. She even had the nerve to visit Shichuan and "commiserate" with the Chinese when all the innocent people caught in the crossfire aren't being attended to? She should be reminded of the misery in Bicol, or Capiz ...even in Metro-Manila. There are work to do here. There are crooks to catch, liars to check, dorobos to bring to court.

ANO meron sa China?
Nakakadala na kapag nagbiyahe si madam.More often than not, may "milagro" o himalang nangyayari na nabubuking naman pagkalipas ng panahon. Wala yatang kasiyahan sa buhay ang mga yan: sobrang suwapang.

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ILAN ba ang bitbit na naman ni madam sa Tsina? Isang eroplano na naman? Mahiya naman kayo. Buwis ng Bayan, galing sa hirap at pagos, sa bawa't butil ng pawis na ibinuno namin ang ginagamit ninyo, mga switik na buwaya!

SAMANTALA, si Juan at si Aling Petra, kalam ang sikmura.

EXASPERATION with gluesperon

The recent signing of an MOA with the Bangsamoro group by the alalays of glueria,da peyk has shocked the entire nation. It shows the true colors of glue and her cohorts in selling the country if they can, to attain their innermost gruesome motives.

I cannot fathom how we, as a people tolerate glueria and her misdeeds. A relative here says why we do nothing. I have explained with professors and teachers here the reason and they all agreed that we aren't doing enough. Sad to hear but true.

Treasonous as it is, why aren't our 'respectable' senators and representaTHIEVES do something? Naunahan na naman ni Lozano mag-file ng impeachment complaint? Naisip agad yun? Ibang klase talaga ang mga alalay ni glue.

The MOA was agreed upon behind the scene and no one in Mindanao suspected anything. Mukhang ito ang istayl ni glue. When was the last time she did it? Yun ba ang sa China para sa ZTE broadband deal? Iba na namang deal ito. Wala pa ngang kalutasan yun...eto na naman si glue. Pa-China!

SA China na naman si glue. Mag-a-attend daw ng opening program ng Olympics, samantalang yung problema sa Sulpicio at sa nalubog na endosulfan, ayun pa rin. Nakalarga na nga yata ang Sulpsicio...suspicious talaga! And the hundreds of evacuees , hanggang ngayon, walangf malinaw na kabuhayan. Taas pa rin ang presyo at ang VAT! BA-VAT-batin talaga ang bulsa ng Bayan, may maipanggastos lang ang mga walanghiyang kasama sa mga escapades na yan! Huy, mahiya kayo at TAX ng Bayan yan!

SAMANTALA, etong si glue, makikipag-"rub-elbows" na naman kay Bush-bush da bulol at syempre, picture-piktyur! Si Juan-de-laCruz ang gagastos sa pagmamaldita ni glueria.
Nakakainis na nakakasuyang nakakatawang nakakapanggigil ng gilagid.

The heat is on...not only the temperature which soared to 37 degrees C in some areas here....but the heat that glue and her ally esperon does with the future of our Motherland. Kawawa naman ang Pinas......HELP!

EXASPERATED here with gluesperon

SONA....SANA....part 8:ganun pa rin!

I saw this headline from one of the broadsheets I visit each day...and it read:

* Palace prepares for the PEOPLE'S' SONA*

Goodness! Immediately, what entered my mind was the term ''PEOPLE'S` ....

Haven't you noticed?

Only China and North Korea and other communist states use those term?

The term reveals the mindset of those running Inang Bayan lately....

Donchathink?

Besides, SONA is just a fashion show.

Fashion show ni glue, ala-Imelda.
Showing off her 2,000US$ [ 3...or was it more?] worth of dress
and her heavyweight jewelries, the cost of which would
be as good guess as yours and mine, Baby!

SONA is a just a BS and waste of the taxpayer's money.
Gaya-gaya kasi sa istayl ng `markanong tinitingala.
Para ano ba iyang SONA kundi report sa Bayan?
Kaso po, sa halip na talagang magserbisyo para sa Taumbayan,
kinang na pansarili ang inatupag ng mga buwayang nagkalat sa Batasan.

Better work for the upliftment of the poor and never use
Juan-de-la-Cruz' money in your charades, you crocs.


SANA lang, matupad na ang matagal ko nang hiling:
Mawalang parang bula ang mga buset na sinungaling
at magnanakaw ng kaban Ng Bayan! Amen.

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Plus Lang, ayon sa Balita:

Nagmistulang fashion show at parada ng yaman ang
tamaan sana ng kidlat na mga herodes na yan.


Nagniningning ang mga suot ng mga asawa ng mga
Representantes ng Bayan,

Isama mo pa ang mapang-agaw na suwapang
na nakadikit ang puwet sa Malacanang............

samantalang hayun si Juan,

hindi makatulog dahil kumakalam ang tiyan!

Malapit na ang inyong katapusan.

Sumama pa si Loren na papalit-palit kuno ang terno:
Iba sa umaga, iba ang panghapon...

Wala namang kayong delicadeza. Ni hindi naisip
ang reaksyon ng madlang pipol.

Wicked...wicked!

READ and weep! The following have been looted from the column of Ramon Tulfo's column datelined 3 July 2008, titled: "Will You Still Vote For These Solons?"

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The government spent $1.5 million for President Gloria and her friends in Congress in her recent visit to the United States.

They stayed in the best hotels. They rented 30 cars. They paid $207++ per plate for their dinners.

For their visit, 250 Philippine consulate officials in the US had to be mobilized to serve their every need.

All of these perks they enjoyed while the country was suffering from the devastation wrought by Typhoon “Frank.”

For the information of the public, the following are the legislators who accompanied the President on that trip: Narciso Santiago III, Alliance for Rural Concerns party list; Monico Puentevella, Bacolod; Albert Garcia, Bataan; Mark Llandro L. Mendoza, Batangas; Hermilando Mandanas, Batangas;

William Irwin Tieng, Buhay party list; Jose Zubiri III, Bukidnon; Lorna Silverio, Bulacan; Mitzi Cajayon, Caloocan; Diosdado “Dato” Macapagal-Arroyo, Camarines Sur;

Joseph Santiago, Catanduanes; Elpidio Barzaga Jr., Cavite; Antonio Cuenco, Cebu; Eduardo Gullas, Cebu; Deputy Speaker Raul del Mar, Cebu City; Rommel Amatong, Compostela Valley;

Speaker Prospero Nograles, Davao City; Antonio Lagdameo, Davao del Norte; Marc Cagas, Davao del Sur; Nelson Dayanghirang, Davao Oriental; Teodoro Coquilla, Eastern Samar;

Andres Salvacion, Leyte; Ferdinand Martin G. Romualdez, Leyte; Trinidad Apostol, Leyte; Ma. Zenaida Angping, Manila; Amado S. Bagatsing, Manila; Bienvenido Abante Jr., Manila; Rizalina Seachon-Lanete, Masbate; Herminia Ramiro, Misamis Occidental; Yevgeny Emano, Misamis Oriental; Rozzano Rufino Biazon, Muntinlupa; Joseph Gilbert Violago, Nueva Ecija; Deputy Speaker Ma. Amelita C. Villarosa, Occidental Mindoro;cut short their US trip in sympathy for the victims of Typhoon Frank

Anna York Bondoc, Pampanga; Aurelio Gonzales Jr., Pampanga; Juan Miguel Macapagal Arroyo, Pampanga; Conrado Estrella III, Pangasinan; Ma. Rachel Arenas, Pangasinan; Eduardo Zialcita, Paranaque; Roman Romulo, Pasig City;

Mary Ann Susano, Quezon City; Nanette Castelo-Daza, Quezon City; Danilo Suarez, Quezon province; Junie Cua, Quirino; Arturo B. Robes, San Jose del Monte; Roger Mercado, Southern Leyte; Munir Arbeson, Sulu; Rex Gatchalian, Valenzuela City; and Antonio Diaz, Zambales and Sen. Miriam Defensor-Santiago.

It’s all up to you if you will vote for those legislators again in 2010.

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These crocs, led by the fake one and her family never flinched even if Typhoon Frank devastated the country and left thousands dead and famished, and our dear Pilipinas under flood for more than a week! Most stayed on to watch pacquiao box in Las Vegas.
Others even betted at Casinos and watched sideshows!

At whose expense, may I ask?

Sanababitz!

Now, ask any Pinoy around the corner:

* who is the wicked of them all?*

His/Her answer is exactly the same as yours and mine.....

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HAHABOL-HABOL!

Anak ng pating talaga itong si aling glueria!
Ayaw na ngang kausapin, hahabol-habol pa!
Wala ka namang delikadesang punggok ka!
Di na naawa, mahiya man lang sana!


Kung ako ang nasa puwesto ng babaeng mang-aagaw,
Unang-una na'y di ko pipilitin ang ayaw sa akin.
Bakit nga ba't parang tila uhaw na uhaw?
Ang babaeng ito sa media, photo-ops at pasyal?


Totoo kaya ang siyete ni Kumare?
Na may hinakot na ang mag-asawang mata pobre?
May pera na`y may villa pa kuno
Sa Espanya ng Donya ang mag-asawang hangal!


Tumigil nga kayo, mga walang hiyang dorobo,
Baka pati anak n`yo'y may hakot na bandehado
`Di ako magtataka kung meron pati si luki {ekkk! luli pala!}
Naisantabing kuha sa kahon ni Juan Tamban.


Ang babaing baliw, sabi nila`y may sakit:
Sakit na epal takaw-pansin ang dating.
Kay hirap mabuhay sa piling ni midyet {`kala mo, s`yet, anoh?}
Kaya pati si epdyi naghanap na rin!!

Nya-haha!!!


Hay! buhe!

ANO RAW?

Headline sa isang diyaryo:

"MERALCO-SAKIM!"

Ano raw?
Helloooooowwwww)))))))

Muntik na akong mabulunan habang kumakain ng agahan.
The nerve! Hindi ko alam kung tatawa ako o maiinis!
At dahil ayaw kong magka-rinkols....susulat na lang ako
para maibulalas ang aking kalooban!
Hah-hah!

HINDI ako makapaniwala na sasabihin ng mga iskwater
sa Palasyo ang ganoong pananalita.

OO nga at super mahal ang kuryente sa Pinas,
mas mahal pa yata kaysa sa
karatig-bansa sa Asya.

ISA ako sa umaangal sa laki ng bill namin sa bahay ko sa Pinas.
Super as in super talaga, na kahit na wala naman halos taong
tumitigil doon eh, malaki pa rin, kumpara sa iba ang bill ko
kada buwan.

PERO naman.....

ANG paraan at dahilan ng Palasyo para untugin ang Meralco, eh
parang may mas malalim na kadahilanan.
Sana manalamin muna sa malinis na salamin si aling glue
at nang malaman niya kung may `K` nga siya
na magsalita nang ganun.
Ahe-he!

OO at sang-ayon ako na alisn na yang VAT-BAT na yan
para naman mabawasan ang bayarin ng taumbayan, pero
ayusin naman nang matino kung paano ito gagawin.

NARIYAN ang pagwawaldas ng salapi ng Bayan ng mga 'Ka{walang}galang-galang'
na mga Representante kuno ng Bayan.
Ilan lamang ang mga buwayang yan na patuloy na namamayagpag at
gumagastos ng dugo ng Bayan.
Tanungin mo si aling glue kung nasaan si mikey maus at
kung ilan ang kasama ng damuho....at kung gaano katagal sa ibang bansa..
Kung hindi ba naman kasakiman -to-da-max yan
...ewan ko na kung paano yan isalarawan. Malas sa buhay talaga ang mga yan!

ANO nga ba ang dapat gawin para matulungan ang Taumbayan sa panahon ng krisis?

AYUSIN ang patakaran at alisin ang mga salot.
Isa-isahin natin: si aling glue, at sampu ng mga alipores niya, asawa,
kabit at mga anak.
Tiyak makakatipid tayo at magiging matino ang
palakad-de-gobyerno.

TACTICS, TACTICS!

WHAT better tactic than this?

`The suspicion is Gloria is fanning fears of a crisis so
people could be distracted from corruption scandals…’



WHO can better trample THE TRUTH than these?

Yeah...follow the leader no matter how much she stinks!


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