HERE and THERE

PDI banner:
" Arroyo commends top 10 agencies in fight vs corruption
BIR, PNP, DPWH included"

*What? Walang nag-check kay gloria?
Eh yung asawa nyang dorobo?
Tsaka yung anak, bayaw, ka-ehem....ehem ni ehem...?????

Unfair!

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"Ricky Martin wants more voices in fight vs human trafficking

Puerto Rican crooner Ricky Martin called Monday for more voices to join the fight against human trafficking.
"Join us," Martin said in Washington a day before addressing the House International Relations Committee in a hearing on human trafficking.[eoq]

*Ehhhh???
Why not call on gloria the bogus sitting quack-quack of the Philippines.
She whose height defies all odds, one would think Pinoys are that pygmied.
She has a penchant for sending my kababayans to work abroad
just to keep 'em dollars coming. She needs all your remittances for her junkets
and her and her fatso esposo's foreign bank accounts, including miguel junior....

She wants Japan to lift its ban on entertainment visas.
Talagang itinutulak ang mga Pinay na mag-Japayuki.
Eh si Luli kaya ang padala nyang mag-japayuki?
AY! Baka hinid tanggapin....wala sa cara!


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The Daily Tribune says:

"GMA ignores CA, promotes Esperon
Senators vow to block AFP chief’s appointment"

This comes as glue
" defied the Commission on Appointments (CA) by promoting
controversial Armed Forces of the Philippines (AFP)
Chief of Staff Gen. Hermogenes Esperon Jr. to the rank of
four-star general despite his pending confirmation as a three-star general."

* 'Langhya rin naman si Lola glue!
Matindi ang kapal: Ni hinid pa pala nako-confirm ang three ni ASSperon
binigyan na ng four star? Naman!
Patigasan ba kayo ng CA?
Matira matibay!

KUDOS to TDT...lalo na kay Ninez...
saludo po ako sa inyo!

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ASSperon was pelted with eggs and mud at the UP!

"Last week Esperon was invited to a forum on political violence
and the economy at the UP Diliman campus.
Shortly after the event, Esperon was met with a salvo of eggs
and mud from angry students outside the Claro M. Recto Hall."


ITO ang type kong news!
Kaya lang mas maganda kung si Lola glue ang mapatid
habang naglalakad sa aisle o kaya sa isang parada...

Tingnan ko lang kung ano ang gagawin ng loka!
hahahahahahhhhhh!!!!


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Madonna likes this:

Madonna who is in her forties, loves to be crucified on stage.
Interviewed on TV, she revealed that what she likes most in Japan is
its heated toilets.....

News have it that she bought one for use in her home!

*THAT....is Japanese technology for you, Madonna.
You may not be a virgin, but using these toilets makes one
feel better after using the WC....

Like a virgin.....

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My favorite colunmist, mlq3, has this to say:
" In the punditocracy, my column for today is Referendum on Estrada.
He’s not getting a fair trial. So let him settle the issue by running for office."

*Why not? Better that than be a two-time cheat!
Let's see what happens.
But I'll bet my last Yen, Lola glue wouldn't allow that to happen.
Her [B]adviser, her fatso esposo dorobo, would think otherwise.


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And now for the joke text that made Manila roar with customary laughter...
making fun of the situation, despite the problems that beset our lives:

"What is the difference between the Thai Generals, and the Filipino Generals?

Sa Thailand, ang mga Generals, may B_Y_G! [Balls]
Sa Pilipinas, ang mga Generals, may BAYAD![paid!]

And may I add: Sa Pinas, ang pinakamaling problema ng Bayan

eh...yung mga "GENERAL Problems: Nandun din yung MAJOR Problems!

But the biggest problem of all is that pygmy by the Pasig!

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