FROM WHERE
I come from,
people know the following:
2 characters[goons]
and the state of the Land of my birth.
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THE FAT:
This is the master planner of all.
He laid the plans for his wife to be brought to power.
But of course, the logistics
[as in those bunch of moolahs placed inside envelopes...]
were provided by this esposo fatso
so that everything will run smoothly.
The fat guy is widely known and seen[!]
with his mistress whose name starts with
letter "E" as in 'Elizabeth'?
Anywayz, he is also involved with an importer
whose brother is widely known in the Customs area
as "malapit" kay first G as in gordo!...
kasi never gentleman ang tingin ko
sa BUTAng ito!
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THE UGLY:
Everybody knows this midget by the Pasig who grabbed
the presidency
"not only once, but twice!"
She whose height defies all
because the supposed father,
a former president of the Republic himself was
endowed with ordinary Pinoy height....
not to mention a handsome face!
But this one....
the Reyna Condenada
belies all the handsome countenance of the
supposed father.
Hers has a natural smirk, squirt it may be....
I don't know.
But she has her mother's famous eyebags
and an EVIL heart that
is covered by a pious "image"
concocted for the public to see.
She has a tongue so twisted she says one thing one time,
then retracts and say another thing the next.
For this reason, people in her country do not believe
a character like her.
People say she is worse than marcos.
She has tried in so many times to
do marcosian decrees, copied
word-f0r-word.
She is one, the people say,
who snatch men
{*...eherm...ehem....*}
even those several decades her junior
and while away the times
drinking Brandy
while the husband gayfully trysts
with querida[s?]
in some faraway Land.....
She is said to throw tantrums if she cannot get her way....
She allows her generals to create "General Problems"
by rampantly killing anyone
who say anything against her administration....
She even praised them
during the recent SONA...
She praised her master killer becoz
Na-SONA ang Bayan!
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THE PLUNDERED ECONOMY:
Err...what economy?
Who says there IS one
in the country?
Kailangan pa bang i-memorize yan?
May ekonomiya ba sa ating Bayan?
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