TEKA, TEKA, puro Problema!>>>TAWA MUNA!

Para sa kaunting ngiti at tuwa ngayong araw kahit madaming balitang hindi maganda

tulad ng giyera, tsunami, bulkang sumasabog, at iba pa...

Ayon sa British think tank New Economics Foundation, ang Pilipinas ay pang 17th sa Happy Planet Index, basahin niyo ang link sa ibaba.

http://opinion.inq7.net/inquireropinion/editorial/view_article.php?article_id=10357


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Teacher: What is your name?

Student: Early Seven po Mam...

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Teacher: Niloloko ma ba ako?

Student: Hindi po!! Iyan po ang name ko sa Inglis,

sa Pilipino po "AGAPITO"

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Kumare1: My dog is smart every morning he brings newspaper to me.

Kumare2: Alam ko sinabi sa akin ng aso ko.

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Mrs.: O bakit umagang umaga nakasimangot ka?

Maid: Kasi po mam kagabi napatunayan ko "NOTI" talaga si Sir!

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Mrs.: Anong NOTI?

Maid: NOTIGAS" po Mam.

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Anak: Tay, may project po kami sa school. kailangan po ng band peper!

Tatay: Anak, wag kang bobo ha! hindi band peper ang tawag dyan!

Anak: ano po ba????

Tatay: Kokongband..............

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Q: Why do couples hold hands during weddings?

A: It is just a formality. Like "two boxers", they shake hands before the fight begins.

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Q: What is the most impressive example of Tolerance?

A: Golden Wedding Anniversary!

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Teacher: Write a short story in a few words discussing

>>>>>>>Religion, Sexuality and Mystery.

Student wrote: "My God! I'm pregnant. I wonder who the father is?"

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SENSITIVE CHILD's 1st day in school::::>

Mom to teacher - Very sensitive po ang anak ko.

> Kung kailangan nyo po parusahan, Sampalin nyo na lang po ang katabi nya.

> matatakot na 'yan!>>

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Do you know why bra makers measure cup size by "A B C D E F "?

A - almost gone>

B - barelly noticeable>

C - comfortable>

D - damn good>

E - extremely big and>

F - Fake>>

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> CHALK>

Amo : 'Day, ang chalk na ito para mamatay ang ipis. Gamitin mo sa pader.>

Maid : Opo, ate.>

.............. Next day .......>

Nagulat ang amo, nakasulat sa pader."Epes mamataykayonglahat!">>

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Lumindol ng malakas noon....> Nagkagulo and lahat at nag-panic.>

Sumigaw ang isang lalake..> "Katapusan na! Katapusan na!"> Sumagot ang isa pang lalake..> "Tanga, a kinse pa lang.">>

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Teacher: Who can give a question and translate it to Tagalog?>

Pupil: My Teacher is beautiful, isn't she?>

Teacher: Very good! Sige, please translate it in Tagalog.>

Pupil: Ang guro ay maganda! MAGANDA nga ba?

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Sweethearts watching the sky:>

Guy: Ano ang iyong horoscope?>

Girl: Ano man huruskup?>

Guy: Kapalaran ba... gaya sa akin, CANCER....>

Girl: AH!! sa akon, ALMoRANAS.....>>

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Girl: The man I must marry must be bright. He must be musical,

can tell jokes, sing and stay home at night!>

Granny: Honey, if that's all you want, get a TV!>

Less headache.................>>

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Nanay: Damihan ninyo ang sinaing, isali nyo na rin pati aso't pusa.>

Anak: Opo Nay!>

Nanay: Punyeta, bakit may pusa dito sa sinaing????>

Anak: Di ko na nga po sinama yung aso, kasi di na po kasya....>

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