It is easy to hate and it is difficult to love. This is how the whole scheme of things works. All good things are difficult to achieve; and bad things are very easy to get.
Tuesday, July 04, 2006
BALIW na KITA CHOSEN!
Monday, July 03, 2006
NAKATA
Sunday, July 02, 2006
BORO-BORO
BEATLEMANIA in Japan.....
Saturday, July 01, 2006
STEAK, for a change!
WHO'S GONNA WIN?
POWER IS NOT PERMANENT
THE WINDS OF GOD
Friday, June 30, 2006
LAST FOUR!
LIVING WITH NATURE
Thursday, June 29, 2006
SOMETIMES
H0~H0~H0~
ADVICE FOR WOMEN
1. Don't imagine you can change a man --unless he's in diapers.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out?
You shut the door.
3. If they put a man on the moon --
-- they should be able to put them all up there.
4. Never let your man's mind wander --
-- it's too little to be out alone.
5. Go for younger men.
You might as well,--they never mature anyway.
6. Men are all the same -- they just have different faces,
-- so that you can tell them apart.
7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity
to make some woman miserable.
8. Women don't make fools of men --
--most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
9. Best way to get a man to do something,--
is to suggest they are too old for it.
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
11. If you want a committed man,
--look in a mental hospital.
12. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in,
--tell him checkbooks.
13. Remember a sense of humor does not mean
that you tell him jokes, --it means that you laugh at his.
14. Sadly, all men are created equal.
HA~HA~HA!
TIGERS ARE BEAUTIFUL!
Wednesday, June 28, 2006
KAMOTE JUICE, ANYONE?
Here's a RECIPE for
KAMOTE JUICE:
1). Pakuluan ang Talbos ng Kamote.
Note: Mas maraming Talbos, mas maraming Tubig.
2). Cut KALAMANSI and Juice it.
3). MIX the two and season to taste.
You can use HONEY or plain sugar.
4). Put some ICE CUBES or just COOL it in the REF.
VOILA!
A NICE COOL DRINK
FULL OF VITAMINS!
ENJOY!
Tuesday, June 27, 2006
HOW TO CONTROL EMOTIONS
towards your better-half, friends, officemates and
all the people around you, especially your "boss ".
The rules of practicing " ugaling langit, ugaling kaaya-aya" :
#1. Ang naunang magalit ang may karapatang magalit.Pag naunahan ka na ng galit niya,tumahimik ka na lang muna.
#2 Walang taong nag-aaway mag-isa. Pag hindi kayo sumagot o pumatol, titigil din daw ang taong nakikipag- away sa inyo.
#3 Ang taong galit, 'bingi.' If someone is angry, wala raw pinakikinggan, so, don't try to explain and fight back. Hindi ka niya iintindihin dahil wala siyang naririnig kundi ang sarili nya.
#4 Ang taong galit, 'abnoy.' Ayon sa pastor, Biblical daw ito? ...because the Lord said when He was crucified, "Ama ko, patawarin mo sila dahil hindi nila alam ang kanilang ginagawa."
Modern term for these kinds of people are abnoys, so you better not get angry para huwag kang matawag na abnoy. You should also know and realize that the persons who make your day bad are jewels, because you need them for you to mature. Hangga't andyan daw sila at kinaiinisan mo,ibig sabihin, immature ka pa. God will not take away those people; it's for you to take away your bad feelings towards them. You'll know na mature ka na pag dumating 'yung time na hindi ka na naiinis sa mga taong ito because you have learned to accept them and to have patience with them.
#5 Finally, the best part of this is to tell yourself na, because of this person, "I will grow mature," and that
.........DAHIL SA CONTRIBUTION NIYA SA MATURITY MO,
KUKUNIN DIN SYA NI LORD.
mwa-ha-ha!!
It's GOOD to be a VIRGINian
When Abu Musab al Zarqawi was killed in Iraq by
American forces, George Washington met him at The Pearly Gates.
He slapped him across the face and yelled,
"How dare you fight against the nation I helped conceive."
Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted,
"You wanted to end our liberties but you failed!"
James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said,
"This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"
Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Zarqawi with a long cane and snarled,
"It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence."
The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe
and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist leader.
As Zarqawi lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared.
Zarqawi wept and said, "This is not what you promised me."
The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians
waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?"
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Monday, June 26, 2006
FIREMAN-FOR-A-YEAR
Friday, June 23, 2006
FANatics!
TALO!
Thursday, June 22, 2006
WORKING FAR FROM HOME
Wednesday, June 21, 2006
HELLO, ASS HOLE!
Tuesday, June 20, 2006
SOME SIDE-TRIP to Apalit
(¯`v´¯)
WHITEY
Thanks for being with us for more years than we can imagine.
'KAINIS!!
I'm BACK!
Monday, April 10, 2006
THE SUN RISES IN MY HEART
HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE
EVEN JUST FOR TODAY!
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Saturday, April 08, 2006
GOING BANANAS?
- DEPRESSION: According to a recent survey undertaken by MINDamongst people suffering from depression, many felt much better after eating a Banana. This is because Bananas contain TRYPTOPHAN, a type of protein that the body converts into SEROTONIN, known to make you relax, improve your mood, and generally make you feel happier.
- PMS [PRE-MENSTRUAL SYNDROME]: Forget the pills-Eat a Banana! It contains Vitamin B6 that regulates Blood Glucose Levels, which can affect your mood.
- ANEMIA: High in IRON, Bananas can stimulate the production of Haemoglobin in the blood and so helps cases of Anemia.
- BLOOD PRESSURE: this unique tropical fruit is extremely high in potassium, yet low in salt,making it perfect to beat Blood Pressure.So much so, that the US Food and Drug Administration have just allowed the Banana Industryto make official claims for the fruit's ability to reduce the risk of Blood Pressure and stroke.
- BRAIN POWER: 200 students at a Twickenham[Middlesex] school were helped through their exams last year by eating Bananas at breakfast, break and lunch in a bid to boost their brain power.Research has shown that the potassium-pcked fruit can assist learning by making more pupils more alert.
- CONSTIPATION: High in fiber, including Bananas in the diet can help restore normal bowel action, helping to overcome the problem without resorting to laxatives.
- HANGOVERS,
- HEARTBURNS,
- MORNING SICKNESS,
- MOSQUITO BITES,
- WARTS,
- NERVES,
- ULCERS,
- STRESS...>>>>> you name it, Bananas can cure it!So a Banana really is a ntural remedy for many ills.WHEN YOU COMPARE IT WITH APPLES, IT HAS FOUR TIMES THE PROTEIN,TWICE THE CARBOHYDRATES,THREE TIMES THE PHOSPOROUS,FIVE TIMES THE VITAMIN A AND IRON, and TWICE THE OTHER VITAMINS and MINERALS. So maybe, it is time to change that well-known phrase and say:" A BANANA A DAY KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY." --------------------
Friday, April 07, 2006
ALARM, ALARMED, ALARMING
- WHO is alarmed by all these?
- WHO is afraid of being shoved out of bed?
- WHO is answerable for so many brushes with the Law?
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PRAY, DO TELL!
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Thursday, April 06, 2006
SHE DOES NOT NEED TO DO A Thaksin
Wednesday, April 05, 2006
WORK and PLEASURE
Tuesday, April 04, 2006
IT HURTS, BUT TRUE!
- 1. "In Japan, they build small and simple housesbut big factories. In the Philippines, they build big and grand housesbut small and few factories."
- 2."In Japan, the Owner of a big Construction companyrides on ordinary train and commutes to work!"In the Philippines, the Boss rides on a chauffered car [even if the car is just a Corolla!] with two or three bodyguards to boot;
- 3. "In Japan, the Owner eats in the same mess hall the Company built for its employees." In the Philippines, the Owner eats in exclusive restaurant,even during Lunch breaks;
- 4."In Japan, the wife of the Owner is often seen in the Supermarketin the evening, just after 5PM to get the best buy [fresh commodities are sold half their price after 5PM]!!!" In the Philippines, the wife of the Owner maintains a coterie of muchachas to attend to her whims;
- 5."In Japan, no one is seen on the roads except those commuting towork or to the fields;In the Philippines, people stay outside, near the roads,doing nothing, as if waiting for something; iow, tambay..."
- 6. "In Japan, people walk to school: students are required to walk to build stronger bodies and stamina; The only ones allowed to ride bicycles are Senior HS students.In the Philippines, merong bus/jeepney/tricycle service:hatid-sundo and rich kids are often accompanied by Yayaswho also serve as taga-buhat ng bag at tagaligpit ng kianinan....who wait inside the Campus all-day-long."
- Bakit nga ba?